So, this coronavirus thing has gotten less funny, which probably means we need more to laugh about. Like the first Coronavirus Humor Diary (March), there is nothing useful or meaningful here; just stuff to distract us for a few minutes. If you see any great memes / jokes / insights / art / video, whatever, please feel free to share in the comments. Thanks and…enjoy.
May Coronavirus Humor
Check out next month’s Coronavirus Humor when you’re done with April.
Apr 30 / Hitler on Georgia Reopening
Okay, this is just damn funny. And offensive. So…perfect.
Apr 29 / Star Trek Red Shirts Take on Coronavirus
How are we going to indicate the designated sacrificial group when people forget Star Trek?
Apr 28 / Make it an Americano
Sure, it’s funny, but now I want a want an espresso.
Apr 27 / Impleach Him – Irish News for the Win
It’s great that American is held in such high esteem overseas.
Apr 26 / Flat Earthers Concerned about Social Distancing
Of course, the cats will be glad to help.
Apr 25 / Randy Rainbow’s Spoonful of Clorox
Makes your temperature go down…because you’re dead.
Apr 24 / The Cat Screaming Lady Meme is Back!
The meme that never dies, lives again! Bleach or UV? Only Trump knows.
Apr 23 / Trump Says Get Your Bleach On
She’s cuter, plus I can actually pronounce her name. Come here, bleatch!
Apr 22 / David Attenborough Narrates Mating Dance
Something to look forward to after the virus vacates?
Apr 21 / The Liar Tweets Tonight
Just plain silly.
Apr 20 / Cats and Dogs Living Together???
Ghosbusters told is it was coming. The end of times…
Apr 19 / Jon Oliver Coronavirus V
He really doesn’t like the coronavirus. Or right-wing news. Or corn.
Apr 18 / Nothing Funny Happened Today
Apr 17 / Robin Williams Saw it Coming
Apr 16 / Keep Touching those Pubic Spaces!
And learn to type!
Apr 15 / Coronavirus Legos for TP Hoarders
Found this one on another list on Board Panda.
Apr 14 / Ze Frank! Solitary Pets! Yes!
The long awaited sequel to sad fish diary, I mean sad cat diary, I mean who cares. Ze Frank!
Apr 14 / If Trump Captained the Titanic
Who’s to say he didn’t? He’s the best. Maybe he can time travel too.
Apr 13 / Unrelated Sheepily Floofible Nonsensicuteness
My only question is, does this give him / her / “Sr. Floof” a big enough wool bumper for social distancing purposes? I think so.
Apr 12 / John Oliver Coronavirus IV
It’s as if he knows more than the President. How can that be? Trump knows all.
Apr 11 / Alien Face Mask! Get Your Alien Face Mask!
Can’t you just see them skittering around on the sidewalk, hustling for warm human faces? Mmm, symbiosis.
Apr 11 / Pancat? Facecake? Cat Not Having it
Not coronavirus related, but perhaps lockdown inspired? Sure, I’ll make pancats, I mean facecakes, I mean…well, you’ll see. They’ll be delicious.
Apr 10 / Social Distance Jousting
Who knew Game of Thrones was just training for the pandemic?
Apr 9 / Ghost of Coronavirus Past
I’ve just got so much travel planned…
Apr 9 / Telemedicine Gets Personal
BYOS? Bring your own speculum. Better yet, don’t.
Apr 9 / Chummy Eats Everything
For a second, I thought someone was using my Facebook profile picture, but turns out it’s just a fat squirrel with no self control.
Apr 8 / Ze Frank Does Something Absurd
Okay, this has nothing to do with coronavirus, but I’ll pretty much promote anything that Ze Frank does like a little fan boy. So, enjoy:
Apr 7 / Betty Bowers Says Stay Home
I find her a bit hard to watch, honestly, but she has very funny moments if you happen to agree with her points…
Apr 6 / Coronavirus meets Starship Troopers meets Tiger King?
Sure, why not.
Apr 5 / John Cleese Gets Miffed
Or at least a few of the English do. Fear the Scottish!
Apr 5 / Tom Finally “Gets” Jerry
You have to be of a certain age to appreciate this. But Jerry had it coming.
Apr 4 / Sometimes You’ve Just Got to Say It
This would be very earritating.
Apr 4 / Mummy’s Cursovirus
Just whistling passed the cursed tomb.
Apr 4 / Stay Safe. Stay Inside
This is awesome even if you don’t ski.
Apr 4 / How You Feelin’ in Lockdown?
That’s 99 Luftballons full of primal screams.
Apr 4 / Family Lockdown Boogie
The family that dances in quarantine stays in quarantine. Or something.
Apr 3 / Chonky Round Animals (Post Quarantine)
Yeah, this came out a long time ago. But it reflects how we’ll look when we emerge from captivity after weeks of stress eating. I plan to be a dodecahedron.
Apr 3 / Art that Speaks to You
Less humorous than beautiful, art comes to life and helps you cope with difficult times.
Apr 2 / Social Distancing & Videoconferencing Last Supper
This one has it all.
Apr 2 / Animals at the Human Zoo
This is funny because it’s true? See some of the links below for recent animal re-habitation of abandoned human spaces.
Bored Panda had some great examples of animals invading empty cities, including this infamous video:
Somebody feed the monkeys! Or maybe run away.
Apr 1 / Trump Resigns…Not!
Okay, this one hurt a little.
Apr 1 / Not So Little Debbie
This is actually just true. Not sure it’s funny. Buy stock in diet planning services.
Apr 1 / Screaming of the Lambs in Quarantine?
I wonder if most yewts even know who this guy is? Well, he’s scary and he eats people, so…
Muah ha ha.
Apr 1 / Samuel L. Jackson Says Stay the Fuck at Home (Un-bleeped)
March Coronavirus Humor Stuff?
Check out Coronavirus Humor I. Enjoy.
If you happen to find other nominally humorous but also informative things out there, let me know. I could use the laugh.