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Coronavirus Humor Diary II – April

Last Supper Social Distancing

Last Supper Social Distancing

So, this coronavirus thing has gotten less funny, which probably means we need more to laugh about. Like the first Coronavirus Humor Diary (March), there is nothing useful or meaningful here; just stuff to distract us for a few minutes. If you see any great memes / jokes / insights / art / video, whatever, please feel free to share in the comments. Thanks and…enjoy.

May Coronavirus Humor

Check out next month’s Coronavirus Humor when you’re done with April.

Apr 30 / Hitler on Georgia Reopening

Okay, this is just damn funny. And offensive. So…perfect.

Apr 29 / Star Trek Red Shirts Take on Coronavirus

How are we going to indicate the designated sacrificial group when people forget Star Trek?

Star Trek Red Shirts Coronavirus

Star Trek Red Shirts Coronavirus

Apr 28 / Make it an Americano

Sure, it’s funny, but now I want a want an espresso.

Americano with Bleach

Americano with Bleach

Apr 27 / Impleach Him – Irish News for the Win

It’s great that American is held in such high esteem overseas.

Irish Daily Mirror Impleach Him

Irish Daily Mirror Impleach Him

Apr 26 / Flat Earthers Concerned about Social Distancing

Of course, the cats will be glad to help.

Flat Earthers Worried about Social Distancing

Flat Earthers Worried about Social Distancing

 

Apr 25 / Randy Rainbow’s Spoonful of Clorox

Makes your temperature go down…because you’re dead.

 

Apr 24 / The Cat Screaming Lady Meme is Back!

The meme that never dies, lives again! Bleach or UV? Only Trump knows.

Bleach vs. Ultraviolet Screaming

Bleach vs. Ultraviolet Screaming

Apr 23 / Trump Says Get Your Bleach On

She’s cuter, plus I can actually pronounce her name. Come here, bleatch!

Dat Bleach So Hot!

Dat Bleach So Hot!

Apr 22 / David Attenborough Narrates Mating Dance

Something to look forward to after the virus vacates?

Apr 21 / The Liar Tweets Tonight

Just plain silly.

 

Apr 20 / Cats and Dogs Living Together???

Ghosbusters told is it was coming. The end of times…

Pets Debate Lockdown

Pets Debate Lockdown

Apr 19 / Jon Oliver Coronavirus V

He really doesn’t like the coronavirus. Or right-wing news. Or corn.

Apr 18 / Nothing Funny Happened Today

So sad.

Apr 17 / Robin Williams Saw it Coming

Robin Williams Toilet Paper

Robin Williams Toilet Paper

Apr 16 / Keep Touching those Pubic Spaces!

And learn to type!

Touching Pubic Spaces

Touching Pubic Spaces

Apr 15 / Coronavirus Legos for TP Hoarders

Found this one on another list on Board Panda.

Coronavirus Legos Courtesy of Bored Panda

Coronavirus Legos Courtesy of Bored Panda

Apr 14 / Ze Frank! Solitary Pets! Yes!

The long awaited sequel to sad fish diary, I mean sad cat diary, I mean who cares. Ze Frank!

Apr 14 / If Trump Captained the Titanic

Who’s to say he didn’t? He’s the best. Maybe he can time travel too.

If Trump Captained the Titanic

If Trump Captained the Titanic

Apr 13 / Unrelated Sheepily Floofible Nonsensicuteness

My only question is, does this give him / her / “Sr. Floof” a big enough wool bumper for social distancing purposes? I think so.

Sheep Floof Immunity

Sheep Floof Immunity

Apr 12 / John Oliver Coronavirus IV

It’s as if he knows more than the President. How can that be? Trump knows all.

 

Apr 11 / Alien Face Mask! Get Your Alien Face Mask!

Can’t you just see them skittering around on the sidewalk, hustling for warm human faces? Mmm, symbiosis.

Alien Face Mask

Alien Face Mask

Apr 11 / Pancat? Facecake? Cat Not Having it

Not coronavirus related, but perhaps lockdown inspired? Sure, I’ll make pancats, I mean facecakes, I mean…well, you’ll see. They’ll be delicious.

Cat Pancake

Cat Pancake

Apr 10 / Social Distance Jousting

Who knew Game of Thrones was just training for the pandemic?

Social Distance Jousting

Social Distance Jousting

Apr 9 / Ghost of Coronavirus Past

I’ve just got so much travel planned…

 

Apr 9 / Telemedicine Gets Personal

BYOS? Bring your own  speculum. Better yet, don’t.

Gynecologist Spring 2020

Gynecologist Spring 2020

Apr 9 / Chummy Eats Everything

For a second, I thought someone was using my Facebook profile picture, but turns out it’s just a fat squirrel with no self control.

Chummy Squirrel

Chummy Squirrel

Apr 8 / Ze Frank Does Something Absurd

Okay, this has nothing to do with coronavirus, but I’ll pretty much promote anything that Ze Frank does like a little fan boy. So, enjoy:

Apr 7 / Betty Bowers Says Stay Home

I find her a bit hard to watch, honestly, but she has very funny moments if you happen to agree with her points…

Apr 6 / Coronavirus meets Starship Troopers meets Tiger King?

Sure, why not.

Apr 5 / John Cleese Gets Miffed

Or at least a few of the English do. Fear the Scottish!

John Cleese Coronavirus

John Cleese Coronavirus

Apr 5 / Tom Finally “Gets” Jerry

You have to be of a certain age to appreciate this. But Jerry had it coming.

Tom Finally Gets a Gun

Tom Finally Gets a Gun

Apr 4 / Sometimes You’ve Just Got to Say It

This would be very earritating.

Van Gogh Ear Mask

Van Gogh Struggles with Coronavirus Face Mask

Apr 4 / Mummy’s Cursovirus

Just whistling passed the cursed tomb.

Mummy's Curse

Mummy’s Curse 19

Apr 4 / Stay Safe. Stay Inside

This is awesome even if you don’t ski.

Apr 4 / How You Feelin’ in Lockdown?

That’s 99 Luftballons full of primal screams.

 

Apr 4 / Family Lockdown Boogie

The family that dances in quarantine stays in quarantine. Or something.

Apr 3 / Chonky Round Animals (Post Quarantine)

Yeah, this came out a long time ago. But it reflects how we’ll look when we emerge from captivity after weeks of stress eating. I plan to be a dodecahedron.

Apr 3 / Art that Speaks to You

Less humorous than beautiful, art comes to life and helps you cope with difficult times.

Apr 2 / Social Distancing & Videoconferencing Last Supper

This one has it all.

Last Supper Social Distancing

Last Supper Social Distancing

Apr 2 / Animals at the Human Zoo

This is funny because it’s true? See some of the links below for recent animal re-habitation of abandoned human spaces.

Animals at the Human Zoo

Animals at the Human Zoo

Bored Panda had some great examples of animals invading empty cities, including this infamous video:

Somebody feed the monkeys! Or maybe run away.

Apr 1 / Trump Resigns…Not!

Okay, this one hurt a little.

Donald Trump Resigns

Donald Trump Resigns

Apr 1 / Not So Little Debbie

This is actually just true. Not sure it’s funny. Buy stock in diet planning services.

Not So Little Debbie

Not So Little Debbie

Apr 1 / Screaming of the Lambs in Quarantine?

I wonder if most yewts even know who this guy is? Well, he’s scary and he eats people, so…

Screaming of the Quarantine

Screaming of the Quarantine

Muah ha ha.

Apr 1 / Samuel L. Jackson Says Stay the Fuck at Home (Un-bleeped)

March Coronavirus Humor Stuff?

Check out Coronavirus Humor I. Enjoy.

Other Stuff?

If you happen to find other nominally humorous but also informative things out there, let me know. I could use the laugh.

Thanks!

3 Comments

  1. Mum

    Love em! 😎

  2. Mum

    🤔🤓🤗

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