Little Bretty Kavanaugh Sing Along

With apologies to Little Bunny Foo Foo and children everywhere, I present to you for the first time in print anywhere:

Little Bretty Kavanaugh

Little Bretty Kavanaugh’s
Chugging with his bro pals
Scoping out the teen girls
And boofing them in bed

Down came the White Police, and they said:
Little Bretty Kavanaugh
We don’t want to see you
Scoping out the teen girls
And boofing them in bed
We’ll give you two more strikes,
And if you don’t stop, we’ll slap you on the wrist!

And the next decade…
Little Bretty Kavanaugh’s
Bonging with his beer buds
Scoping out drunk chicks
And showing them his manhood

Down came the White Police, and they said:
Little Bretty Kavanaugh
We don’t want to see you
Scoping out the drunk chicks
And showing them your manhood
We’ll give you one more strike,
And if you don’t stop, we’ll slap you on the wrist!

And the next decade…
Little Bretty Kavanaugh’s
Crying in committee
Yelling at the victims
And screaming ’bout injustice

Down came the White Police, and they said:
Little Bretty Kavanaugh
We we’re sorry that we hurt you
You were right to blame them
It was all a farce and circus

And they turned him into one of the most powerful men in the world!
Hurray!

Peace.

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